Nature's Monthly Gift to Women

I am going to start my period soon. I want to eat everything in sight, especially sugar. My nonexistent boobs are a little larger. Offended people with my vulgar humor (oh wait, that's nothing out of the ordinary). And my annoyance tolerance level is incredibly low. I want to punch every perpetrator. Yup, it definitely is about that time of the month. Stay the hell away from me.