Does It Make Me A B*TCH When...

Does it makes me a bitch when I stumble upon a creeperish, socially awkward guy's facebook page, discover he has girlfriend, and think...HOW THE (BLEEP) did this (BLEEPING) dude get a girlfriend, while I can't seem to find somebody decent for myself?????

THEN I have a realization that makes me want to cry, laugh, and die.

Am I still single because I'm worse than that creeperish, socially awkward guy? Dear God, kill me now.